*puts on unwashed sweater over the shirt i slept in* im ready for university
Life from another world had fascinated the people of Earth until the creatures came out of their metal tube, humanoid beings with no hair and long limbs smiling with too many teeth in their mouths. They said that they were tired from their journey and that they would answer all of our questions after a short hibernation. The peace lasted about a week before a group of scientists was found half consumed with the aliens missing.
i’m ugly and my body hurts and i am scared of the future
Agnes Cecile, on Tumblr
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
Are you Team Peeta or Team Gale?
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.
Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.
*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*